HOW TO TIE A TIE (Quick and Easy!!!)/Transcript

(Open to a blank screen)

Orange: (talking to the audience) Hey there, fruit lovers. It's Orange.

(Orange appears from the front of the screen.)

Pear: (talking to the audience) & Pear.

(Pear drops from the top of the screen.)

Orange: (talking to the audience) Kicking off a brand new series showing you how to do all kinds of awesome stuff.

Pear: Yeah.

Orange; (talking to the audience) 1st up, we're here to show you how to tie a tie.

Pear: (explaining the steps to the audience) Step 1: Pick a tie.

(A black tie shows up on-screen.)

Orange: Preferably an orange one. (laughs.)

(The tie turns orange.)

Pear: Um, sure. (explaining the steps to the audience) Then you're gonna wanna hang it around your neck.

Orange: Like a superhero's cape.

Pear: What?

(Orange sings superhero fanfare)

Orange: & then you take to the skies!

Pear: (To Orange) Orange!

Orange: (To Pear) What?

Pear: We're talking about tying a tie, you know, for people who want to look good at business meetings & what not.

Orange: (Talking to the audience) Hey, fly into your next business meeting & I promise you'll look awesome! (Laughs.)

(The man flies into the office & all of the faces turn to the man with surprised emoji faces. The screen returns back to the normal blank screen.)

Pear: (To Orange) Okay, can we please discuss how to actually tie the tie, please?

Orange: (To Pear) Yep. (Explaining the 1st step to the audience) Okay, 1st step: You're gonna need a crane.

(A crane shows up.)

Pear: A crane?

Orange: (Explaining the 2nd step to the audience) & then some lotion.

Pear: What?!

Orange: (Explaining the 3rd step to the audience) Rub the crane & lotion until the friction starts on fire.

(The crane & bottle of lotion get rubbed together, they explode & start a fire)

Orange: (Explaining the 3rd step to the audience) Then, roast marshmallows.

(The screen switches to a desert & a stick holding Marshmallow is seen)

Marshmallow: Yay!

Pear: (To Orange) Orange!

Orange: (To Pear) Pear!

Pear: (To Orange) What are you yelling at me for?!

Orange: (To Pear) I don't know. I thought we were just yelling names at each other. Carl! Steve! Ndamukong Suh! (Laughs)

(3 pictures of Carl, Steve & Ndamukong Suh all appear. The Ndamukong Suh picture growls & gets closer to the screen. It disappears & a cooking timer rings)

Pear: Ugh, great. Now we're out of time. (Explaining the steps to the audience) Listen: if you guys wanna tie a tie, just ask your dad.

(A picture of an dad shows up)

Orange: (Talking to the audience) & if your dad's super cool, ask your "rad'! (Laughs)

(The dad gains a underwater polo, two women show up on each side of the screen along with 2 disco balls & disco music plays)

Pear: (To Orange) Gah, can you please be serious for 2 seconds, dude?!

Orange: Okay, okay. (Explaining his step to the audience) Wanna tie a tie? Step 1 is to light the fuse of some TNT.

(A hand shows up & lights the fuse of an TNT barrel)

Pear: That is not the step 1 of anything!

Orange: Uh-oh, guess I shouldn't have lit that fuse then, huh.

Pear: What?

(The TNT explodes & Orange & Pear scream as the explosion occurs as the episode ends & the credits roll)